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As always...the most shocking rose ceremony ever. In this case no rose ceremony! Haha i love the drama of course but they gotta come up with some new stuff besides work taking them away and then they show up 2 episodes later asking for another chance. But i honestly don't know if when Ali calls Jake will take her back...we shall see...But onto the good stuff HoMe ToWn
-Was it me or did EVERY mom say that they felt that it was right and Jake loved them and they would wind up with a ring on their finger for sure..? Those 3 moms are really gonna start doubting their motherly intuition.
*GiA*
City girl Gia. Your mom talks like gypsy, and what do you know she whips out the taro cards and is one! hahaha i almost died laughing. But i dunno i think she might have been on the chopping block if Ali didn't jet. JAKE i know i told you to get a new vocab, but really if my boyfriend ever described our relationship with the words "organic chemistry" I might vomit. Ick but i guess at least it wasn't a "fairy tale"
*Ali*
I know you love your Gran but really walking Jake through her empty abandoned death house was just creepy, not romantic. And if you think her spirit really lives in that house now i hope i don't die there, cause it was super creepy...And WHY oh WHY did you make Jakey boy beg you to stay when you knew you were leaving anyways!? Rude. And he already told you that you were "ahead" of all the other girls so i don't know why you expected a proposal right there in your sobbing soccer pony tail glory (twice i might add). You bug but we'll see you in a week or 2!!!
*Tenley*
Her family was super cute, but i wish she would've worn skinny jeans with those polka dot rain boots. And yes she is a great dancer but i think we needed to all hear again how her Ex Hubs didnt appreciate her mad dance skills. There was a lot of crying going on but they were nice, her dad was cute, but do you think Tens mom was trying to scare Jake away by saying she is going to have ALOT more emotional breakdowns about the divorce?? He looked kinda scared at that point in the convo...lol
*ViEnNa*
Wow- easy fatherly love...maybe im just jealous cause my dad doesn't give a crap about me, but there was alot of crying and hugging going on there, her mom gave her one hug and that was it but her dad was all over that all night. His redneck threats were quite entertaining through those coke bottle glasses he sports. And why did V keep saying she grew up in the wilderness on a river? its "who she is" Ya just add in a few tanning beds, 14 gallons of hair bleach, a fake rack, and a bunch of cars that's our Country Gal!
Phrases and gestures said/done TOO MUCH(at least 4 times lol)
"Are you excited to be in MY town?"
"Im nervous to meet your family, but really excited."
"I love you family, especially your mom."
"I just glow when i am around him, and everyone can see it."
"I was nervous, but it went very well."
"Your everything i've ever dreamed of"
"You can ask me anything, nothing is off limits"
The Jason Mesnick run and jump with the legs around the waist move....
When you get called out for holding too many legs on your lap, maybe tone it down some.
Just kissing the girls after they say they are "falling" for you. No comment just a grab and a kiss.
Jake that scarf is very large and not very cute, please stop wearing it.
But for the most part you are still cute and sweet so good luck finding your love and peeling Vienna off of you when you finally let her go.
Emilee, Kiley, Jess, Me, Katie, Bridge
My Beautiful lil sis Haley and her fiance Ben. I just got her ready to go take engagements. Im so happy for her, Ben is a really good guy. So fun to get more in-laws into the family.
