This week on the Bachelor! Wow i really had a hard time watching this week. So many annoying things.
Such as...
-Jakes "impossible" "torment" on who to send home. He "never" has ANY idea who to let go so he sends them ALL+ an extra?? Geez -The bad dresses this week. Corrie that style & color is like the mermaid prom in back to the future. ICK and the earrings were too too much. But you did okay in the spandex at the beach..?
-Ashleighs horrible wanna be Sex and the City movie wedding Monolos as she walks home in a dress that was so tight on the waist made her look like she needed a tummy tuck. which she really doesn;t..
-Viennas zombie eyeshadow 24/7, and the Dark HAired girl unknown and those horrid tights and bright green eyeshadow.
-Jake why did you wear a flanel with leather elbows AND a puffy vest to your "sweet romantic" 2 on 1. The napkins looked nicer than you did. {For the record when you were trying to date Jillian you wore non-plaid shirts on almost every date.}
Cute lil Kathryn. You sounded horribly desperate as he sent you away after finally having your first conversation of the entire show.
Ella, at least you left gracefully, no tears and said "god bless him" -"he'll need it" Somehow he mustered up the courage to send the "complete package" home. Guess he just wants certain pieces of the package for a wife...?
"The girls all over him look desperate and i will NeveR look like that." ASH you on the couch rubbing his leg with your @$s hanging out of your weird shorts/skirt was SluTTy and you did look DeSpErAtE. ps why did you walk home?
The last brunette. Did i call it or what!? Poor girl finally says more than one word and it is all about ViennA? Somehow it got Jake to think she and ash had to go and Vienna was the only one worth saving haha. Weird.
I hate to say it but Jake is really starting to bug. Everyone is sooo sweet has the best heart. Oh and really another absolutely beautiful perfect date? Add some new words to your vocab please!
AND stop crying! It was your choice to throw out one of the roses so don't cry when Chris comes and gets it.
On the bright side.
Gia-why pretend that you like the outdoors? and that is really the first time you haven't cared about your hair? wow. I dunno about you.
Tenley is still cute and Jake seems to really like her positivity (fakeness). i would never marry someone who just got divorced and i was their first kiss since. Eek But the lay in the lap kiss was easily the most awkward yet.
Alli--boy oh boy you need to tone down the jealousy cause your about to go home. He really likes you but visibly gets annoyed when you freek out over Vienna. She is obviously staying soooo deal with it!
Vienna haha i still like you even though you are a spoiled brat.
Oh one last thing! Why are all the girls crying when Ella and Kathryn leave? Shouldn't they jump for joy that they are that much closer to their Knight in Constant Plaid???
All in all an annoying show this week. Hope Jake pulls it together next week! Cause i want to like him again.
Til next week! XoXo
